If you're a needy little worm looking for attention, you've come to the wrong place. Here the focus is all me. As in I do what I want, and you get to listen. You never know what you might hear, either. I could be in the bathtub, singing to myself as I soak amidst fragrant bubbles; I could be talking to my girlfriend on the phone and laughing at the pathetic peasant on the other line hoping I'll acknowledge "its" presence.

The point is, you're calling this line because you're loser trash who's probably never seen a real life pussy before, and wouldn't know what to do with it if you did. Women like me aren't going to do anything but laugh at you, and honestly do you really think you deserve anything more?

It's an ignore line and it is called such for a reason. You call to get ignored, not for conversation, not so I can endure your whimpering and sniveling, begging for a scooby snack. I won't talk to you if you call me, but I will let you listen as I carry out my day and do all the things in my life that are way more important than hearing you whine.

I might give you assignments and chores to do while you're on the phone with me, but you do not get to speak to me under any circumstances. Maybe I'll make you do something utterly humiliating, while I put you on speaker and let my girlfriends listen, for our entertainment. But by no means should you think you're going to get any special treatment.