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"Hello? Hello?? Is anyone there???"

That's all you will hear from me, donkey brains, before I put the phone down and go back to what I was doing. Do you know why? Because you're not worth any more than that. Your money earns you the privilege of peeking in on my life.

You will hear me laughing, of course, because KA-CHING! I'm suckering you soooo bad!

You may hear me calling a girlfriend to tell her about the dumbass on the other line whose money will pay for my new lingerie. Maybe you will hear my favorite music in the background as I rock around the house in my panties. Or perhaps just the click click of a keyboard as I surf the Internet while you wait, and wait, and wait.

I don't care how you suffer or how long you stay on the line. Every once in a while you may hear me pick up the phone to see if I hear breathing, or panting, or ... knowing you ... stroking. Ew! No wonder I want to do other things. Gross!!!

So, rodhead, are you going to just sit there with it in your hand, like it always is, and be useless for the rest of your life, or are you FINALLY going to fill your sad, sad fantasy and listen in on a Goddess's life? You could never get a woman like me, and this is as close as you will ever be and you know it.



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